- How did you even get out of bed?
I don’t know Norman, maybe because I have to.
- Are you any pain?
Nope, absolutely none Bertha… *insert eye roll*
- But you don’t look disabled?
Well, you don’t look stupid Agnes, and yet, here we are.
- But wait, how’d you do that? You can’t do that?
Watch me, Alvin.
- Have you tried *insert medicine name here*? It’ll help, I promise.
When did you go to medical school, Debra? I’m pretty sure my 19 pills a day are the best since you know a licensed doctor, who knows all about my condition is better suited for this decision.
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Hi, my name is Carli Lyn. I'm a little sassy & a little smart-assy. I'm a 25 year old grandma who loves to sleep, drink tea, & watch TV. I'm an avid (okay, crazy-obsessed) St. Louis Cardinals baseball fan. I am a crazy obsessed dog mom to my two little girls- Patience & Graci. I'm the pickiest eater you'll ever meet. The only healthy habit I have is drinking 8+ cups of water a day. I love Target. I love planners & pens. I love organization and anything HGTV.
Oh also, I have a rare genetic bone condition- Fibrodysplasia Ossificans Progressiva &I have really cute little big toes.
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